Easy As 123!
As of today, I've broken my previous personal record of length of time in a single job: 123 days (which is about 4 months). I'm very proud of myself, and to celebrate, I'm... um, in EasyInternet, typing this post!
Previous jobs I've had (excluding paper rounds as a boy) and their durations are as follows...
ScottishPower
- 3.5 months
Reason for leaving - sacked (timekeeping)
Sky Reinstates
- 10 days
Reason for leaving - sacked (illness)
ASA International (temping)
- 2 days
Reason for leaving - assignment ended
Goldfish
- 4 months
Reason for leaving - voluntary (stress/eye problems)
02
- 2 weeks
Reason for leaving - offer of better job
Mosaic Software Ltd
- 4 months
Y'know, some people would kill for a CV like that!
(Sarcasm, by the way).
posted by Duncan @ 8:53 AM
5 Comments:
Duncan, You're crazy.
If you leave, we'll miss your dry humour, the way you never fucking buy us a coffee in the morning, the "Oh I see"'s, and the way you make us all look so hard working! ;)
Please come back!
Oh, I see...
Sadly, it's too late for that now, as Ian has made my mind up for me.
Perhaps it's for the best. I feel much more relief than regret, so it's probably the best outcome.
Besides, anyone who develops their software using a demo of Visual Studio instead of buying the proper version, whose family drive home in separate cars despite leaving at the same time and going to the same home, and who can spawn Horsey Girl, rapidly loses my respect.
Ah, unlike the Murphy's, I'm just bitter.
I ate a lemon once. it wasn't bitter.
But denatonium is. More so than the Murphys.
N-benzyl-2-(2,6-dimethylphenylamino)-
N,N-diethyl-2-oxoethanaminium
benzoate
Fascinating. You can do science, you. Guh huh.
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