Oh For Fuck's Sake

Breaking news.. I was walking through Glasgow, through, shall we say, one of the less desirable areas, minding my own business, and... and... w-well, it didn't make much sense but suddenly I was attacked, by a... by a - well, I'm not sure of this and you might think this is mad, but I think it was a dinosaur - about 7 foot tall, big purple thing, I... I managed to escape and got a photo of it on my phone camera (still can't believe it):

I was lucky to get away with a couple of bruises and a cut to the face.
Needless to say, I will not be venturing that far into Anderston again.