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Monday, October 30, 2006

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Contain your excitement... yes, that means you! You may have thought "oh yes, here's another witty, insightful post", but I'm afraid not. I bet you're now as disappointed as I was to find that the Holy Grail was not hidden beneath a famous art gallery as a certain work of popular fiction may have you believe. Still, damn good story though.

Anyone know any Muslim jokes?

13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

creationism? aways good for a laugh

5:44 AM  
Blogger Duncan said...

Ever notice how people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? . . . Their eyes real close together. Eyebrow ridges. Big, furry hands and feet. 'I believe God created me in one day.' Looks like he rushed it.
- Bill Hicks

Couldn't have put it better myself.

5:22 AM  
Blogger Duncan said...

I’ve been traveling a lot lately. I was over in Australia during Easter. It was interesting to note they celebrate Easter the same way we do; commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night. Now, I wonder why we’re fucked up as a race. You know, I’ve read the Bible. I can’t find the words ‘bunny’ or ‘chocolate’ anywhere in the fucking book.
- Bill Hicks

Couldn't have put it better myself.

5:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How goes your job?

5:57 AM  
Blogger Duncan said...

Very well, thanks.

8:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you should still have gone back to uni much more fun life I think i plan to make it 10 years uni before i try real life

3:45 PM  
Blogger Duncan said...

10 years at uni = potentially massive debt at the end. Also, sorry to be blunt but after so long at uni, you may be sucked into the world of academia forever and probably become a lecturer, thinking "if only I had stayed with RHL - If only".

7:12 AM  
Blogger Duncan said...

Mind you, I'd choose lecturing over RHL any day. I can think of far worse jobs.

Anyoe know any muslim jokes?

5:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't know about Muslim jokes ... but I have been thinking far too much about ISS.

Classic tournaments, like Italia 90, Euro 96 etc could be the themes for our ISS tourneys. Edit the teams, have the original theme tune .. the whole shebang.

Discuss.

3:14 AM  
Blogger Duncan said...

The theme for the next one will be Mexico '86 - Sombreros are compulsory, as will be moustaches. A shot of tequila will be available at the door, compliments of your host.

12:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Mexico '86 is a good shout. Any ideas regarding dateage for this proposed event?

7:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Mexico '86 is a good shout. Any ideas regarding dateage for this proposed event?

7:59 AM  
Blogger Duncan said...

Mexico, Summer 1986.

8:32 AM  

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