In Space, No-One Can Hear Your Muslim Jokes
I picked up this transmission, from a distant star:
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This translates as:
"Why did Mohammed cross the road?..."
"A Scotsman, an Englishman and a Sunni..."
"A muslim walks into a bar..."
Now I'm no expert but this message looks like a set of unfinished muslim jokes - it seems that no one can think up any decent muslim jokes.
Ain't this blog great?
posted by Duncan @ 5:11 AM
4 Comments:
I'll have an attempt at those jokes please.
1. "To rape an untouched virgin".
2. "drew straws for the untouched virgin".
3. "..of untouched virgins".
I'll leave it for others to finish off the offedning millions of people, I've done my bit!
Disturbing - most disturbing. Not to mention in bad taste. I think you'll fit in perfectly - how would you like a regular column on my blog. Perhaps we could call it "Anonymous's Jokes Column"?
You said millions but there are billions of muslims in the world. If any of them find this blog and can trace my IP address then I could be in trouble - that is why I will have to abandon it in time, like a dirty rat leaving a sinking ship.
I can do without personal Jihad being waged upon me.
Hmm, that's given me an idea - "Personal Jihad" could be an Islamic cover of Depeche Mode's "Personal Jesus". Any suggestions for lyrics are welcome.
Feeling Unknown
When You're All Alone
People Moan
On Their Telephone
This'll do for a starter
I've made you a Martyr.
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