Is That Aloud?
I've got a mild infatuation with Girls Aloud. Even the ginger one is hot!
Before you know it, I'll be an Avid Merrion-esque stalker. I fuckin' love Girls Aloud.
posted by Duncan @ 1:20 PM
Fact or Fiction?
What do you think?...
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
Before you know it, I'll be an Avid Merrion-esque stalker. I fuckin' love Girls Aloud.
15 Comments:
I'm not interested in that attention-seeking boot. If Girls Aloud are ever caught with no underwear, however, I'll be there like a bear to honey.
Do bears actually like honey? Explore the possibility of staging a tournament next weekend sometime, I'll try my very best to get people involved.
Do what you can.
Winnie the Pooh likes honey. That's good enough for me.
Winnie The Pooh could talk though ...
We need to get back to some Algorithmic Foundations here, 1 bear likes honey therefore all bears like honey.
That will only lead to - 1 bear can talk therefore all bears can talk.
I don't like that idea.
If you were a bear, coming out of hibernation after several months, starving after using up your fat reserves, would you knock back some honey?
Therefore, all bears like honey.
If I were a bear coming out of hibernation and was offered some honey I would consider knocking it back.
As I would be giving a head start to all my bear mates who are off to get some fresh meat, the staple diet of a bear.
"Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves" Matthew 7:15
..... and anyway, some bears might support Hearts.
To rephrase:
I'm not interested in that attention-seeking boot. If Girls Aloud are ever caught with no underwear, however, I'll be there like a bear to salmon, who is just out of hibernation, with fat reserves depleted and a cub to feed.
Happy now?
"Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves"
Matthew 7:15
"I think I'll finally pull the plug on this blog, as it has sunk to new lows"
Duncan 6:04 (pm, GMT)
That is better, as I once watched a nature programme about bears and they bloody love salmon.
mr cameron is a bear -> mr cameron is fat -> mr cameron likes food -> mr cameron eats honey -> mr cameron likes honey -> all bears like honey
Get a life, mate!! You can begin by not reading this blog.
all this blog ever does is complain about how bad it is -> this blog is mince
I totally agree and think it should be taken offline soon.
Never! This blog must remain online. My only complaint is infrequent updates.
I'd like an update every hour or at least day if possible.
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