Personal Jihad
Would the easily offended please look away now! (you shouldn't be reading this blog anyway)
PERSONAL JIHAD
Your own personal Jihad
Your own extremist "crusade"
AKs and grenades
Your own personal Jihad
Someone who hates the West
More than the rest
Sitting at home
And your all alone
Imam calls
On the telephone
Lift up the receiver
He'll make you a believer
Twist the Quran
Make it more extreme
America's your foe
Or so it seems
Remember 9/11
Your brothers went to "heaven"
Reach out and touch faith
Reach out and touch faith
Your own personal Jihad
Someone who'll wash your brain
Someone who trains
Your own personal Jihad
Someone whom Bush and Blair
Can strike from the air
Feeling unknown
But your not alone
Your brothers are waiting
It's time to go
Pledge your life to Allah
And Tikka Massala
It's quite a task
But you're not afraid
Tactics you learned
From the CIA
The training gets harder
And you learn to be a martyr
Reach out and touch faith
Your own personal Jihad
Reach out and touch faith
N.B. to the tune of Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode.
posted by Duncan @ 12:42 PM
2 Comments:
I enjoyed that ....
The funny thing is the most offensive and racist part of that is actually 'Tikka Masala' as surely that is Indian? But lets lump them in all in together anyway, they all look suspicious to me.
I've taken dumps with more artistic merit
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